Wedding Speech Written for Two Best Men -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speec

Wedding Speech indite for Two Best MenBrandon - Ladies and Gents before I continue I would like to point out to those of you who may be feeling the effectuate of the alcohol that there are actu every(prenominal)y 2 of us stand up up here and no you are not seeing double.Firstly, I would like to say how pleasing it is to see so many of crapper and Rhondas close relatives and friends who have joined them on their wedding day. It neer fails to amaze me the distance more or less people will travel for some free food.OK, Ladies and Gents it is an absolute privilege for Kain and me to be standing here as Johns best men. Since John asked us to perform this recognize we have been seeking advice on the duties we have to perform. One of the main duties is evidently to ensure John arrives on time and looking as hasty as possible for his big daySo in battle array to fulfil this duty, and not that we dont trust John, we felt it inevitable to stay here last night and after a a few(pren ominal) drinks in the bar and sharing a room with John I can confirm to you solely that he slept like a foul up he wet the bed twice..and woke up several clock crying for his motherKain -Another duty of course is to thank John on behalf of the bridesmaids, for his kind words, and I have to say they look absolutely terrific and have done an excellent job today. Wouldnt you agree Brandon?Brandon - Absolutely, and it is no wonder as the girls have had their hair done by Ni... ...e romance ChannelBrandon To John,Is marriage really for you. You made a big public opinion on us, we hope we didnt leave any on you. From all the girls at Legs&Co.Real telegrams Kain 1, Brandon 1 etcKain - Ladies and gentleman, it hits me the great pleasure to invite you all to stand and raise your glasses in a toast to the 2 people who without them today would not have been so specialLADIES & GENTLEMEN..THE mensuration STAFFBrandon Seriously though, John and Rhonda we hope that your love for one s ome other is modern exuberant to survive the times, yet old fashioned enough to last forever You really are a perfect match.Ladies and Gentlemen we give you the Bride and Groom